lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

twinks2014:

u fuck with a dog u fuck with me

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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