dutchster:

a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

(Source: baebees)

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge)

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